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Why Wednesday?

Because Wednesdays are bullshit and everybody knows it.


Each "issue" of drunkMail contains a little note from us to you, details on the current weekly giveaway, a preview of each week's gift guide and our favorite items posted to the site in the last week. That's it. No spam, no extra emails trying to get you to buy an e-book, none of that marketing bullshit that ruins all our inboxes.

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